| Everything you ever wanted to know...
...about the world's favourite four-letter word.
(note, long read but well worth it!)
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| Frivolous lawsuits?
In America?
Surely you jest!
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| Ummm...
someone play this and tell me what the hell is going on....

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| Ok, saw the last time I said I'd found the worst baby name. Ever.
Now I think, maybe not.
The linked document is too large for a quick read, so I will give you the name, now:
Weather'by Dot Com Chanel Fourcast Sheppard
Ya, rly.
Relevant excerpt:
The Court: I simply do not understand why you
named this child - - his legal name is Weather'by Dot Com Chanel
Fourcast Sheppard. Now, before you answer that, Mr. - - the plaintiff
in this action is a weatherman for a local television station.
Sheppard: Yes.
The Court: Okay. Is that why you named this child the name that you gave the child?
Sheppard: It - - it stems from a lot of things.
The Court: Okay. Tell me what they are.
Sheppard: Weather'by - - I've always heard of
Weatherby as a last name and never a first name, so I thought Weatherby
would be - - and I'm sure you could spell it b-e-e or b-e-a or b-y.
Anyway, Weatherby.
The Court: Where did you get the "Dot Com"?
Sheppard: Well, when I worked at NBC, I worked on a Teleprompter computer.
The Court: All right.
Sheppard: All right, and so that's where the
Dot Com [came from]. I just thought it was kind of cute, Dot Com, and
then instead of - - I really didn't have a whole lot of names because I
had nothing to work with. I don't know family names. I don't know any
names of the Speir family, and I really had nothing to work with, and I
thought "Chanel"? No, that's stupid, and I thought "Shanel," I've heard
of a black little girl named Shanel.
The Court: Well, where did you get "Fourcast"?
Sheppard: Fourcast? Instead of F-o-r-e, like
your future forecast or your weather forecast, F-o-u, as in my fourth
son, my fourth child, Fourcast. It was - -
The Court: So his name is Fourcast, F-o-u-r-c-a-s-t?
Sheppard: Yes. . . .
The Court: All right. Now, do you have some objection to him being renamed Samuel
Charles?
Sheppard: Yes.
The Court: Why? You think it's better for his name to be Weather'by Dot Com Chanel
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Sheppard: Well, the - -
The Court: Just a minute for the record.
Sheppard: Sorry.
The Court: Chanel Fourcast, spelled
F-o-u-r-c-a-s-t? And in response to that question, I want you to think
about what he's going to be - - what his life is going to be like when
he enters the first grade and has to fill out all [the] paperwork where
you fill out - - this little kid fills out his last name and his first
name and his middle name, okay? So I just want - - if your answer to
that is yes, you think his nameis better today than it would be with
Samuel Charles, as his father would like to name him and why. Go ahead.
Sheppard: Yes, I think it's better this way.
The Court: The way he is now?
Sheppard: Yes. He doesn't have to use "Dot Com." I mean, as a grown man, he can use whatever he wants.
The Court: As a grown man, what is his middle name? Dot Com Chanel Fourcast?
Sheppard: He can use Chanel, he can use the letter "C."
The Court: And when he gives his Birth
Certificate - - is it on his birth Certificate as you've stated to the
Court? Does his Birth - - does this child's Birth Certificate read
"Weather'by Dot com" - -
Sheppard: That's how I filled out the paperwork for his - -
The Court: - - Chanel Fourcast?
Sheppard: Yes, and for his Social Security card, I filled it out as Weather'by F. Sheppard.
The Court: All right. All right.
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